1 Feather Duster
1 hairbrush
1 Sheepskin Rug
1 Designer Sunglasses
2 Mobile Phones
1 Thigh length nylon stocking
2 Box of chocolates
1 Roast dinner left on table whilst my humum went to the toilet
1 Picnic hamper full of cupcakes
Furry Cushions - several
Shoes - several
Pop Socks - several
G-strings - several
Cuddly Toys - several
Wood - lots
Corks - lots
Plastic bottles - lots
Soap - once (never again)
Some of the above I was caught eating red-pawed. Others my humum discovered only on their 'exit' route. One resulted in a near death situation and its subsequent extraction cost my humum £600 in vets fees. The near death situation warrants its own post, so I shall save the finer details for another day...
Until then...Bon Appetit!
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